IT'S BEEN TOO LONG BITCHESS.
ALRIGHT HOES.
WHEN I SAY I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I USUALLY TRY TO BE CALM WHEN ANNOYING ASS USERS COME IN AND EXPECT ME TO SUCK UP TO THEIR SORRY ASSES.
BUT I AM A BITCH.
I WILL SHRED EVERY INCH OF SELF-WORTH YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HOLLOW SHELL OF SELF PITY AND HATE.
I WILL DO IT.
I KNOW MOMMY AND DADDY USUALLY LISTEN TO YOUR INCESSANT WHINING, BUT GUESS WHAT SWEETHEART?
I AIN'T YO MOMMY.
AND I, SURE AS HELL, AINT YO DADDY.
I WILL FIGHT YOU.
CAUSE IF YOU CAN'T CATCH THE HINTS.
YOU GON CATCH THESE HANDS.
SO YOU BETTA GET YO 9-YEAR-OLD RONALD MC'FUCKIN'DONALD DIABETES ASS OFF THE COMPUTER AND ON THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME 40.
CAUSE IF YO PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE YOU PROPERLY I WILL GLADLY TAKE THEIR PLACE AND WHIP YO OOMPA LOOMPA LOOKIN ASS INTO SHAPE.
IF YOU THINK COMING ONTO THE WIKI AND TRYING TO CUSS ME OUT AND INSULT ME IS GOING TO GET YOU FRIENDS, NEWSFLASH BITCH, YOU GON END UP WITH A BRUISED EGO AND NO SELF-ESTEEM WHATSOEVER.
IF YOU THINK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL I'LL LET YOU DOWN SLOWLY AND KISS YO ASS, YOU'LL BE IN FOR ONE HELL OF SURPRISE.
CAUSE HONEY,
I AM FULL OF CLASS, SASS, AND A FUCKTON OF TRASH.
I'LL GET MY HANDS DIRTY AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING YO HITLER LOOKIN ASS CAN DO BOUT IT.
YOU ARE A CHILD
I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE ONE.
YOU COME IN HERE, INSULT ME WITH YO TRAINWRECK OF A SENTENCE AND EXPECT EVERYBODY TO WORSHIP YO ASS.
UH HUH.
NOT HERE.
I'VE FELT MORE THREATENED BY AN EMPTY NAIL POLISH BOTTLE THAN BY A 10-YEAR-OLD WHOSE PARENTS CARE MORE ABOUT THEIR BANK ACCOUNT THAN THEIR CHILD.
NEXT TIME YOU COME AROUND HERE AND DECIDE TO PLAY PRETEND, I'LL GLADLY PUT YOU BACK IN YO PLACE.
~Chaos