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Marian Suzan (also known as "Mari Su" for short), is the long-lost immortal daughter of Slenderman and Cthulhu.
Origin Story[]
Her adoptive parents always abused her as a child, because they were secretly scared of her. They always knew something was wrong, even before Marian knew about her dark heritage. Marian knew at a young age to never trust people because they will always hurt you. It also made her a sociopath, because that's how psychology works, if you have mean parents, you turn into a killing machine. That's the facts. She would always draw gore in class until the teacher sent her to a psychiatrist because of it, but the psychiatrist was so scared of her that he just gave her mental drugs and let her go. In the evening, when she was in her room, drawing gore and listening to K-pop, her mother hit her and was abusive. Out of sheer desperation, Marian grabbed the broom in the corner on the room, because I can't think of any other household object turned improvised weapon that isn't already taken, and attacked her mother. Marian didn't really think she would win the fight, so she shouted "LEEEEEROY JENKINS!", and I guess that's her catchphrase now, and it only makes her scarier, because if you get killed by a teenage girl wielding a broom and shouting "Leroy Jenkins", your soul is so ashamed that it lingers around instead of moving on to the afterlife, where the other dead people would make fun of them. Usually she would have lost the fight because her parents didn't give her enough to eat, so she is weak, but is also curvy at the same time, and that makes her even more attractive. So, because the mental drugs unlocked her eldritch powers (because that's what anti-psychotics do and you should all totally take them, even if they don't give you superpowers, they give you a +5 bonus on edginess), she turned her adoptive mother into a ghost slave. Then she realized that she liked killing and killed her dad as well, but she is totally the hero because they were really bad people and deserved it. Then she heard about Jeff the Killer on the news, because I just realized I didn't mention him before and as an author, I'm obligated to do that, and she thought that he might understand her because his story is oddly similar to what just happened to her. Luckily enough, Jeff lived in the exact state and town because of a lucky coincidence. But on the way there, Marian still had to fight against The Rake, Sonic.exe, and SCP-682, but she won against all of them. Then she found Jeff and they went on a happy killing spree together.
Appearance[]
Marian is the most beautiful person on earth. She's a total babe and a total thicc queen. It's absolutely a thing to have purple eyes and hair, and it means she's truly unique, not just that she has an unrealistic hair and eye color and nothing else. I have no idea why, considering that one of her parents have no eyes or facial features at all, and her other parent probably has either lizard or squid eyes.
Personality[]
Marian is so cute and clumsy. Her qualities include being kind-hearted, caring, nice, sweet, strong, smart, bubbly, cheerful, and the list goes on and on. Marian will never be hated by anyone. If someone does, then they lack a great understanding of personalities and attitudes (or they're jealous). No matter what you think about Marian... Nah, don't ever think that. It's totally normal for her to be perfect. Being cute, beautiful, and whatnot are all very real personality traits. Because it's so normal in humanity.
Powers and Abilities[]
Who actually creates a character that needs to learn and develop skills, powers, and abilities? Certainly not Marian! If yours does... Pff, so weak. You know they must be born with it! It defies logic into this world and doesn't make your character look like a fool. Marian does not have to spend any time perfecting her skills. She possessed them from birth. This is absolutely normal. She can defeat an enemy easily with a gun or sword, even if she has no idea how to use it. Since she is perfect, she already knows how to fight, even if she isn't sure how to. She doesn't have to "practice" stuff because she already knows it. If you already know something, then why practice?
Facts[]
- This is most certainly not a self-insert character.
- She lives in the Creepypasta Household, which is basically Slender Man's school of Extraordinary Killers.
- Marian's best friend of all time is Lila Woods.
- Originally posted on the Creepypasta Wiki, Marian Suzan was removed. (Marian's graciousness was too much for them).
- She looks like she is 16 despite being over 9,000 years old.
- She is shipped with established/better Creepypasta characters.
- The police cannot stop Marian Suzan because she does not know her rights.
- Jeff the Killer is her best friend, and that's it.
- Her list of romantic interests includes Homicidal Liu, Masky, Hoodie, Laughing Jack, The Puppeteer, Clockwork, Bloody Painter, BEN, Dr. Smiley, and Eyeless Jack. (Though all of these people are evil killers, Marian Suzan's power makes them sweet and kind, and they all admire her for how cute she is).
- She is completely immortal. No matter what happens, she will never die.
- Art is from https://www.deviantart.com/ashiori-chan.
- Marian Suzan is now included on the Trollpasta Wiki.