Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Laughing Jack: I think you mean cards.

Jeff, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

EJ: *Screams*

Jeff: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Laughing Jack: Should we do something?

Ben: No, I want to see who wins.

Clockwork: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jeff:

Laughing Jack:

Ben:

Everyone Else At Clockwork’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Jeff: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Am I funny? Probably not.