Yet again, I find myself having to tell users that pastas aren’t real. They never have been and they never will be.
“But, Scarlett, there’s been sightings of them.” Yeah, said sightings are usually poor quality recordings. Also, it’s incredibly easy to dress up as Jeff the Killer or something and film a video.
Listen, I was in your place once. I almost believed Creepypastas were real after I watched a bunch of videos on YouTube. Hell, I think there’s still one of my comments on my old account about said sightings. But they’re not. I assure you, you’d know if they were. Do you really think you wouldn’t hear about a bunch of serial killers going around and killing people? They are based off old legends, and off of real serial killers.
Also, the stories for most of the canon pastas are unrealistic and it is unlikely they would have survived their “transformation”. And seriously, a bunch of deranged people with horrible infections wielding kitchen knives? Please, a normal SWAT team could take them down.